7. What acclaimed theater-and-movie actor has a decent-sized schlong, but it never gets that hard and it tends to drip with string cheese? Ralph Fiennes
STRING CHEESE?? WTF?
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Every gay guy in Hollywood already knows this hunkalicious actor prefers men, but he's being gagged by his managerial team, and NOT allowed to admit it! He'd LOVE to come out of the closet! He HATES doing those interviews that always focus on his mysterious love life. But he's a leading man type and there's too much money riding on his sex appeal to women and macho identity to men! He's featured on a popular TV series that shoots far from Hollywood. While he's on location, our hunk openly lives with his boyfriend . Setsiders aren't inclined to gossip about him because they want to keep the show on the air. They fear a gay star might turn off viewers of both sexes. But it leaves our gorgeous actor feeling miserable and awkward. He's not enjoying his success. Wentworth Miller
I assume its those revolting snot like lines of pre-cum that some blokes leak like a small kid with a snotty nose on a cold every time they get even remotely excited....not that I have put a lot of thought into it or anything
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7. What acclaimed theater-and-movie actor has a decent-sized schlong, but it never gets that hard and it tends to drip with string cheese? Ralph Fiennes
STRING CHEESE?? WTF?
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Every gay guy in Hollywood already knows this hunkalicious actor prefers men, but he's being gagged by his managerial team, and NOT allowed to admit it! He'd LOVE to come out of the closet! He HATES doing those interviews that always focus on his mysterious love life. But he's a leading man type and there's too much money riding on his sex appeal to women and macho identity to men! He's featured on a popular TV series that shoots far from Hollywood. While he's on location, our hunk openly lives with his boyfriend . Setsiders aren't inclined to gossip about him because they want to keep the show on the air. They fear a gay star might turn off viewers of both sexes. But it leaves our gorgeous actor feeling miserable and awkward. He's not enjoying his success. Wentworth Miller
Don't tell Schell!!
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Obviously everyone in the entire universe knew Travolta was gay for years except me...
September 27, 2006>>>>>>>>>>>
AWWWW bless
Obviously it's all a lie, Emma.
STRING CHEESE?? WTF?>>>>>>
I assume its those revolting snot like lines of pre-cum that some blokes leak like a small kid with a snotty nose on a cold every time they get even remotely excited....not that I have put a lot of thought into it or anything
I do think anyone who sees anything juicy on it should be honour bound to post it for the rest of us though
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