Thursday, August 17, 2006

welcome to the dogs bollock

Right in honour of the Lovely Schells dead pool I thought we could have a shelf version
you can all list your choice in the catagories below and a small and worthless gift will be sent to the winner of each section upon the demise of their choice or the scandal happening etc etc
Catagories:
1. next death
2. next celeb scandal
3 next celeb divorce
4 next celeb marriage
5 next celeb to announce pregnancy
6. next shelf scandal
The rules are simple you can't pick anyone or anything that has been picked before in the current round.Rounds will be reset upon the event occuring and new contest will begin

23 Comments:

Blogger Meme said...

testing testing :)

August 17, 2006  
Blogger The Broards said...

1. next death

Phyllis Diller

2. next celeb scandal

David Beckham gets caught with a boy



3 next celeb divorce

Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon

4 next celeb marriage

Do they get married anymore? I guess, Jen and Vince then


5 next celeb to announce pregnancy

Elizabeth Taylor


6. next shelf scandal

Sparky and Bill elope to England

August 17, 2006  
Blogger Meme said...

1. keith Richard
2.something involving tom hanks and small boys
3.tom cruise and that poor cow( even though they aren't married )
4. pete doherty Kate moss
5.sienna miller
6.Moonmet has an affair with ted

August 17, 2006  
Blogger schell said...

1. next death: Castro
2. next celeb scandal: Jessica Simpson is a lesbian
3 next celeb divorce: Robin Williams
4 next celeb marriage: Nick Lachey to anyone
5 next celeb to announce pregnancy: Angelina Jolie (again)
6. next shelf scandal: We'll find out that Allan went to Greece with Blu.

August 17, 2006  
Blogger Waltzing Matilda said...

1) Gerald Ford
2) Tom Cruise and John Travolta will elope.
3) George and Laura Bush
4) Damn, I can't pick Jen and Vince, and it's such a safe bet. Okay, Gerard Butler will run off with one of the girls (known as Tarts) from his fan club.
5) Whoever it is who runs off with Gerard Butler.
6) Emma will run off with Kal, and Ragamuffin will marry.

August 17, 2006  
Blogger Meme said...

you can;t have kate and pete dear do read the rules

August 17, 2006  
Blogger The Broards said...

6) Emma will run off with Kal,

should be: Emma will run over KaL

August 17, 2006  
Blogger Waltzing Matilda said...

Nope Emma. I predict that while Kal is masquerading as a decent human being, you will fall madly in love with him and abandon BP for him. ;)

August 17, 2006  
Blogger Phunks said...

1) Mel Gibson's career (we can but dream)
2) Kate Moss will be seen eating a huge cake
3) Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis with any luck
4) Morrissey and Stephen Fry
5) See 4

August 18, 2006  
Blogger UrbanStarGazer said...

Death: My Uncle Jack
Celeb scandal: Uhhmmm . . . Suri Cruise is not really Tom Cruise’s child
Celeb divorce: J Lo and Mark Anthony
Celeb marriage: Cruise and the brainwashed Holmes
Celeb pregnancy: Katie Holmes
Shelf scandal: Kal lures Gypsyjo into a torrid online affair by masquerading as a woman . . . the IRL meet turns into a knife fight in Texas when Gypsy learns the truth.

August 18, 2006  
Blogger The Broards said...

Get with it basil's bollocks! Give us more categories

August 18, 2006  
Blogger Orbie/\;;/\ said...

next Death: Zsa Zsa Gabor
I got nothing else

August 18, 2006  
Blogger Meme said...

anyone who wants posting rights for here email me you can post any old shit including pictures and scandalous rumour that I may be sued for

August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. next death: Ariel Sharon
2. next celeb scandal: Britney Spears cheats on her husband
3 next celeb divorce: Tom and Katie
4 next celeb marriage: Britney and Tom
5 next celeb to announce pregnancy: Britney
6. next shelf scandal: Kal gets bored and posts photos of Blu topless in Greece on the main page

August 18, 2006  
Blogger The Broards said...

Meme,
Me! Me! Pick me! give me some rights!

August 18, 2006  
Blogger schell said...

Oh no, will this page become like the National Enquirer of the Shelf?

August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No it wont
Lots of Love from Elvis

August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg i like totally love this page.

Lu

August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next cele scandal...Jimmy Saville on child porn charges.

August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Divorce? Paul Newman and thingy. Death. Whitney Houston. Pregnancy? Joan Rivers.

August 19, 2006  
Blogger Brenda said...

1. next death.....andy griffith
2. next celeb scandal.....britney spears drops son on his head
3 next celeb divorce.....robin williams and wife
4 next celeb marriage....paris hilton and some rich guy
5 next celeb to announce pregnancy....oprah winfrey
6. next shelf scandal....ragamuffin gets pregnant cause she didn't use birth control.

August 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean you aren't blogging on the poodle page anymore?

August 19, 2006  
Blogger Meme said...

No dear this is for everyone the poodle is my own,I just thought people might like to powt some porn and stuff here

August 19, 2006  

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